does anyone else have those moments were you go to take a drink from a bottle and for some reason you just dont manage to get it in your mouth and it all dribbles down your chin and shirt and it’s that moment that makes you feel like you couldn’t be more of a failure than you are now
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I’d be like:
and then:
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if anyone wants to be friends
i have an ask box waiting to be used
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swishy ~
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COVERGIRL
HahahahaOMG YOU GUYS, I FOUND THE FOOTAGE OF JEN GIVING JOSH A CONCUSSION!
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roguecock
smuppetcock
vorecock
cockprince
KNOBCOCK
PYSCHOCOCK
COCKHOG
Averylifelesscock
I think I require some viagra.cock
cockful01
…..Cockbutt….Kiwicock……WHICH IS BETTER LMAO.
dieCOCKdie … rofl
justonelastCOCK … no comments…
COCKow!?
still waiting for my cock lord-.-
peetascock
oMG
theepicCOCK
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iwannatakearideonyourcumberstick:
Oh my god. All of you have to watch this. And watch the whole thing. My stomach hurts and I actually have tears. It’s fucking hilarious.
I said badass not emo
its like a black china man!
oh my god this is gr839406
THIS IS SO GREAT OH MY GOD
Grizzly bear on formal occasions
I respect your argument, but check out my bowl cut.
Why am I laughing? I have tears in my eyes. I was trying to explain to my brother why I sounded like I was dying, but I can’t even talk.
I cannot actually breathe. That’s not a good thing.
why am i pissing myself. ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS HE’S A GRIZZLY
im only 2 minutes in and im already fucking crying omg
OMG at 1 minute 20 i was crying already!
Must watch!
Best 13mins of my life!
his laugh makes it even better omg
I respect your argument; but look at my bowl hair cut LOL
I’M PISSING
THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST
YOU GUYS DON’T EVEN GET IT THIS WAS AN INSIDE JOKE WITH ME AND MY COUSIN FOR FOREVER OMG I’M FUCKING DYING
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